weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
bookwormsociety: effie-and-mahogany: bendydicks: reidwouldread: clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would ride the bus to confuse people. I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee. I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am. I would look directly...
We watched it together for the first time, he hadn’t seen it. So we watched it...– Amanda Abbington, on watching Reichenbach Falls with Martin Freeman. Baker Street Babes Podcast (via voldemortcrazed)
Adele: I set fire to the rain.
Leo: I set fire to the mother.
Hermione: I set fire to the snape.
Cinna: I set fire to the girl.
Seamus: I set fire to everything
Random fact (not) about me #7
loubird7: meiilan: In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki. Yo momma jokes just...